do you ever like a celebrity so much you actually get jealous when other people say they like them
I like the idea of two people spending forever together.
Tiffany Maxwell (Silver Linings Playbook)
"You’re afraid to be alive, you’re afraid to live. You are a conformist. You’re a liar. I opened up to you and you judged me. You are an asshole!"
do you ever think about what you have to do tomorrow and then you kinda just want to fall off the earth
you know what really fucking gets my cookies frosted sometimes??? i’ll be on the goddamn blue website scrolling along and suddenly come across a picture like this and i actually stop scrolling and go out of my way to share a picture of a man with a sly grin holding a fucking pineapple with a bunch of people who choose to look at what i put on my blog. people expect this from me. i hold the power to grace a plethora of people’s eyes with this picture. almost 20 thousand other people have looked at this and subconsciously decided that this represents the type of image that they want to share with others with no context. look at this man
Do you ever have a problem where you just don’t know how to reply to an argument, not because you don’t know the answer, but you just don’t know where to begin? Like, the foundation of knowledge you’d need to impart to this person before you could even begin to drag them out of their sinkhole of ignorance would cost thousands of dollars if it were coming from a university?
you don’t know pain until you love a character who’s not a series regular
i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it
"She never thought the toilet paper roll would fight back." [jesst]
what are ferrets even MADE of?????
Your magic tech is old news, S.H.I.E.L.D.
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.